{"id":65,"date":"2011-08-28T23:58:11","date_gmt":"2011-08-28T23:58:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/?p=65"},"modified":"2013-05-20T11:27:56","modified_gmt":"2013-05-20T11:27:56","slug":"hanks-going-away-gift","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/?p=65","title":{"rendered":"Hank&#8217;s going away gift"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Everyone else at work got <a title=\"Desk Candy Wind Turbines\" href=\"https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/?p=32\">turbines<\/a>. Hank got this.\u00a0<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Because he is one classy, classy dude. Man, I miss working across from him.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_66\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/IMG_20110819_022756.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-66\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-66\" alt=\"So the laser takes off the paint\/anodizing on whatever this metal was - probably stainless steel? Maybe aluminium.\" src=\"https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/IMG_20110819_022756-300x225.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/IMG_20110819_022756-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/IMG_20110819_022756-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/IMG_20110819_022756-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/IMG_20110819_022756-326x245.jpg 326w, https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/IMG_20110819_022756-700x525.jpg 700w, https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/IMG_20110819_022756.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-66\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">So the laser takes off the paint\/anodizing on whatever this metal was &#8211; probably stainless steel? Maybe aluminium.<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Everyone else at work got turbines. Hank got this.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":66,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2],"tags":[34],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=65"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":99,"href":"https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65\/revisions\/99"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/66"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=65"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=65"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=65"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}