{"id":49,"date":"2011-02-20T23:34:30","date_gmt":"2011-02-20T23:34:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/?p=49"},"modified":"2015-01-09T14:33:39","modified_gmt":"2015-01-09T14:33:39","slug":"shark","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/?p=49","title":{"rendered":"Shark"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s a laser without a shark?<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t take credit for this one &#8211; one of my think|haus friends brought it in though I don&#8217;t remember who.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_50\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/IMG_20110220_235214.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-50\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-50\" src=\"https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/IMG_20110220_235214-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"lazzor shark\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/IMG_20110220_235214-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/IMG_20110220_235214-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/IMG_20110220_235214-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/IMG_20110220_235214-326x245.jpg 326w, https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/IMG_20110220_235214-700x525.jpg 700w, https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/IMG_20110220_235214.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-50\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">think|haus laser with mandatory shark<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; What&#8217;s a laser without a shark?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":50,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2],"tags":[5,6,34],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=49"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":152,"href":"https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49\/revisions\/152"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/50"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=49"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=49"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=49"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}