{"id":32,"date":"2011-08-27T23:10:00","date_gmt":"2011-08-27T23:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/?p=32"},"modified":"2013-05-20T11:28:05","modified_gmt":"2013-05-20T11:28:05","slug":"desk-candy-wind-turbines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/?p=32","title":{"rendered":"Desk Candy Wind Turbines"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When I left Hamilton, I gave each of my coworkers a turbine to sit on their desks and hold their business cards. <!--more-->Haikus were a thing at MKI &#8211; if someone made a pot of coffee or called a meeting, it was expected that the email informing the team would include a haiku. Haikus are three line poems, most wind turbines have three blades&#8230; Each person got a personalized poem on their turbine. It was a fun project! But jeeez all those fiddly parts took forever to cut. And the blades were a bit weak. I broke several during assembly, including the one below.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_33\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/IMG_20110826_123945.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-33\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-33\" alt=\"This table was so picturesque before someone put a bunch of Industrial Wind Turbines on it.\" src=\"https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/IMG_20110826_123945-300x225.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/IMG_20110826_123945-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/IMG_20110826_123945-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/IMG_20110826_123945-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/IMG_20110826_123945-326x245.jpg 326w, https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/IMG_20110826_123945-700x525.jpg 700w, https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/IMG_20110826_123945.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-33\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">This table was so picturesque before someone put a bunch of Industrial Wind Turbines on it.<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_34\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/IMG_20110826_001749.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-34\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-34\" alt=\"Detail of the pieces.\" src=\"https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/IMG_20110826_001749-300x225.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/IMG_20110826_001749-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/IMG_20110826_001749-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/IMG_20110826_001749-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/IMG_20110826_001749-326x245.jpg 326w, https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/IMG_20110826_001749-700x525.jpg 700w, https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/IMG_20110826_001749.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-34\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Detail of the pieces.<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I left Hamilton, I gave each of my coworkers a turbine to sit on their desks and hold their business cards.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":34,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2],"tags":[34],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=32"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":100,"href":"https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32\/revisions\/100"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/34"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=32"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=32"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/discontinuity.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=32"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}